"Seriously, why am I riding an elephant?"
Dad and my uncles thought they were quite the fashionistas.
"How the heck do I open this thing? I'm hungry."
"Alright, I'll eat my foot now." (Why are the feet on this costume so big?)
"Now I have to exercise too?"
"If only I had teeth."
"Seriously, you guys have to be kidding me. What the heck did you dress me in? Do you really find this amusing? Oh, I just went boom-boom in my diaper. Let's see how funny you think that is."